BUSTED: Popular Mayor Caught In Ritual Bathing At Cemetery – To Boost Charisma For Votes For MP Slot

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Deep throat information reaching has it that a popular Mayor who is standing for a parliamentary seat, a week ago, resorted to a ritual bath at a cemetery.

According to what the site gathered, the act took place after midnight and lasted less than an hour. This mayor is popular, a disciplinarian, and has made quite some achievements for himself. The fellow thus wants to become a Member of Parliament – an Honourable as they have come to be known in the Ghanaian parlance.

The fellow is a member of one of the two popular parties in Ghana – NPP and NDC. Though we have chosen not to divulge this Mayor’s picture, name, party, and Constituency, we trust on your shrewd judgement, to make out this fellow – but don’t blame us if you get it wrong.


The essence of the ritual bath as we learnt, was for; cleansing of any curse, protection, and energize this Mayor’s charisma – so that when he stands in public and speaks, he can mesmerize the masses and eventually get their trust and vote.

We also gathered that all those in the known of the act have been warned not to disclose it to anyone – especially the media, else they will die. Well, we at are anxiously waiting for death to come and wipe all of us out for doing this publication – at least it will confirm the full veracity of our story, and we shall be known for dying for stating the truth. Keep reading us.